Like a Melbourne Tram, a lot jumped on but nothing...

Like a Melbourne Tram, a lot jumped on but nothing was paid."

"He had delusions of adequacy."

"Andrew Walker really needs to do more. He was sensational on debut ... right up there with Billy Ray Cyrus!"

"He made a typo! He tried for Bickley and he got Buckley!"

"As cool as the other side of the pillow."

"He was like a Bombay train. They were hanging off him in all directions."

"Takes the mark on one knee, as if receiving a knighthood."

"The Bombers started this quarter looking heavily sedated."

" Brisbane are like a boa constrictor - they squeeze the life out of you," (Camera pans to Matthews in the coaches box) "There's the snake charmer."

"Tyson Edwards has almost graduated up to Adelaide's upper-echelon of midfielders ... he's like Ringo Starr, he's up there but he's not quite there."

"Slow delivery here, a pizza would be quicker."

"It's like a self-saucing pudding in there - players just waiting for the whistle."

"Rioli Lends his weight ... which is substantial."